The pretty little Princess with golden curls and precious dimples pooed in her pants.
She was a very smart little ringleted, dimpled little girl, so she thought a bit about what to do. "Yesterday" she thought, "when I dirtied my pants, I wanted to change myself and I took off my pants and my diaper in Dad and Mom's room on their rug. Then I went to show Queen Momma what a big girl I was and she said, 'aaahhh, no, dear, do not take off your pants!' Now I know what I will do!" (I told you, she is a very smart little girl!)
So, she quietly took off her pants and then her diaper, carefully laying the pooey diaper on the little picnic table in the Grand Carpeted Room and then put her pants back on.
Then she presented herself proudly to the Queen Mother and announced that she was pooey.
Her Momma smiled and immediately attended her (having learned the hard way about putting off the little darling!) The two held hands down the hallway until reaching the Royal Changing station. What a surprise her Momma had when she removed her pretty little girl's pants!
She must have been SO proud, but all she said was "oh!"
After Princess had a new diaper and a new pair of pants, the talented little girl brought her Momma to the picnic table and the pooey diaper. "Thank you" said the Queen Mother (she had good manners) "sure!" replied the Princess. "Um, Next Time you could keep your diaper AND pants on when you come tell me you're pooey," added the Queen Mother. "thada tadelippe slkif webbriblk, a;ifeth jksiaa ya, sure!" concluded the Princess.
We shall have to wait and see what she meant by that.
Friday, November 16, 2007
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