"I can fix my own hair!"

...the little Princess decided she had grown enough to do her own hair. Didn't her Momma get it a little wet with water first? Then didn't her Momma squirt this Infusium on her head? Couldn't the Princess reach her own head with the conditioner?! She could almost reach the very top of her head, and so she squirted and squirted until the top of her head and her forhead ran with "pretty"... but then it started running into her eyes! She squirted a little more. Momma never let it run in her eyes!! That hurt! The little Princess didn't like dripping in her eyes, so she called for help, which turned quickly into screams! She did not like the Queen Mother's idea of washing the drippings off with water, and screamed about that, too! The King heard her distress and came running to her rescue... "Our darling needs a bath!" he decreed (but not in those words), and so it was the little Princess got an impromptu bath right on the spot. She was quite delighted with that turn of events, and her hair did come out beeyoooootiful, just like she knew it would.